Apr. 10th, 2009

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  1. Open the windows -- all the windows -- before starting the seasoning of the cast iron-smeared-in-Crisco-at-500-degrees.
  2. Pay attention when the kids come back into the house -- it will save both parents a heart attack when they look into the backyard and find both kids missing.
  3. Teach kids to answer immediately the first time you yell out for them, rather than hide in a bedroom without answering through several rounds of calling.
  4. Try not to scare kids as much as you've scared yourself.

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